Privacy policy

Data Protection Officer 👮

Hannes Diercks
Rotdornallee 16
22175 Hamburg

Data economy

A normal privacy policy always starts with "Your data is very important to us"
... I always find that blasphemous 🤣
The security and privacy of your data is extremely important to me!
Preferably, I don't want to have any data from you at all.

That's why I do not store, process or collect any personal data.

For some functions I use cookies. But never to track you.

ℹ️ Cookies themselves are not evil, unfortunately they are just used by many companies nowadays to track users. I do not track you.
Since I don't have the capacity to run my own data center, this site is hosted with vercel. Here you can find their Data Processing Addendum.

ℹ️ TL;DR: Vercel takes data protection seriously, undergoing annual security audits and complying with various international laws. They process your personal data like IP addresses and email only for the purpose of providing their services and do not sell or share your data with third parties. Your data is stored securely using strong encryption and reputable cloud services. You have control over your data, including the right to delete it. Data transfers are done in accordance with international and local laws, depending on your jurisdiction, and you're covered by protections like GDPR, CCPA, and more. Legal disputes are settled under Irish law. Overall, Vercel aims to keep your data safe and secure.
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(I've feed the 57k characters of the DPA into ChatGPT to get this summary)